1: Er hat keine Furcht. Er hat keine Angst. Er hat keine Ahnung. (He Has No Fear. He Has No Anxiety. He Has No Inkling.) 2: He Knows No Fear. He Knows No Danger. He Knows Nothing. 3: He’s the kind of secret agent the Secret Service keeps secret. 4: NevÃ, co je strach. NevÃ, co je nebezpecÃ. Nevà vlastne vubec nic. 5: Prepare for British Intelligence. 6: Stor biograf-success! (Huge cinema-success!) 7: The star of Bean is now Her Majesty’s most trusted secret agent 8: The star of Bean is now Her Majesty’s most trusted secret agent. 9: When it comes to secret agents, there’s smooth, there’s sophisticated, and then…there’s English.
Plot Summary:
Rowan plays the eponymous lead character in a spoof spy thriller. During the course of the story we follow our hero as he attempts to single-handedly save the country from falling into the hands of a despot.
Natalie, Dylan, and Alex, three glamorous, tough-as-nails, investigative agents - who work for the Charles Townsend Detective Agency - are sent undercover to retrieve two missing jewelry bands. These are no ordinary wedding rings. They contain valuable information that reveals the new identities of every person in the FBI’s Witness Protection Program. After five of the program’s participants turn up dead, only the Angels can stop the perpetrator, using their expertise as masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts.
1: 3rd Mission. 3rd Dimension 2: Coming At You July 25th
Plot Summary:
Carmen’s caught in a virtual reality game designed by the Kids’ new nemesis, the Toymaker (Stallone). It’s up to Juni to save his sister, and ultimately the world.
1: Trust. Betrayal. Deception. In the C.I.A. nothing is what it seems.
Plot Summary:
In an era when the country’s first line of defense, intelligence, is more important than ever, this story opens the CIA’s infamous closed doors and gives an insider’s view into the Agency: how trainees are recruited, how they are prepared for the spy game, and what they learn to survive. James Clayton might not have the attitude of a typical recruit, but he is one of the smartest graduating seniors in the country - and he’s just the person that Walter Burke wants in the Agency. James regards the CIA’s mission as an intriguing alternative to an ordinary life, but before he becomes an Ops Officer, James has to survive the Agency’s secret training ground, where green recruits are molded into seasoned veterans. As Burke teaches him the ropes and the rules of the game, James quickly rises through the ranks and falls for Layla, one of his fellow recruits. But just when James starts to question his role and his cat-and-mouse relationship with his mentor, Burke taps him for a special assignment to root out a mole. As the suspense builds toward a gripping climax, it soon becomes clear that the CIA’s old maxims are true: “trust no one” and “nothing is what it seems.”
DJ Drake/Himself/Voice of Tasmanian Devil and She-Devil
Elfman Jenna
Kate
Martin Steve
Mr. Chairman
Dalton Timothy
Damien Drake
Locklear Heather
Dusty Tails
Cusack Joan
Mother
Goldberg Bill
Mr. Smith
Stanton Don
Mr. Warner
Stanton Dan
Mr. Warner’s Brother
Miller Dick
Security Guard
Corman Roger
Hollywood Director
McCarthy Kevin
Dr. Bennell
Gordon Jeff
Himself
Lillard Matthew
Himself
Woronov Mary
Acme VP, Bad Ideas
Directors:
Joe Dante
IMDB Rating:
6.00 out of 10 (4317 votes)
Taglines:
1: How do they solve a mystery when they don’t have a clue? 2: Real life has never been so animated 3: The biggest animated adventure ever to hit real life
Plot Summary:
Fed up with all the attention going to Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck quits Hollywood, teams up with recently-fired stuntman Damien Drake Jr.(Fraser) and embarks on a round-the-world adventure, along with Bugs and The VP of Warner Bros (Elfman). Their mission? Find Damien’s father, and the missing blue diamond… and stay one step ahead of The Acme Corp., who wants the diamond for thier own purposes.
1: He’s not losing his daughter. He’s gaining a madman. 2: The cake is going to hit the fan
Plot Summary:
When prospective fathers-in-law Steve Tobias and Jerry Peyser meet for the first time to celebrate their children’s upcoming marriage, the cake hits the fan. Dr. Jerome Peyser is a mild-mannered podiatrist with a well-organized daily routine designed to eliminate all possible sources of stress. Meanwhile, daredevil CIA operative Steve Tobias moves through life like a heat-seeking missile. His average day consists of dodging bullets, stealing private jets and negotiating with international arms smugglers. Now he’s giving potential father-of-the-bride Jerry a serious case of pre-nuptial jitters. Steve’s dramatic entrances and exits, his cryptic references to a Russian runaway named Olga and his fight with a gunman in a restaurant washroom causes Jerry to see a vision of his daughter’s perfectly planned wedding blowing up in his face. As far as Jerry’s concerned, letting Steve into his family takes til death do us part way too literally. Before he can say the wedding is off, Jerry suddenly finds himself embroiled in the chaos that follows in Steve’s wake as he is dragged kicking and screaming into a series of perilous adventures that take the mismatched in-laws-to-be halfway around the world.
1: Back In Black. 2: Coming To Rid Your Earth of the Scum of the Universe… Again! 3: Same Planet. New Scum. 4: This Summer, They’re Back in Black. 5: This Summer, They’re Back in Business. They’re Back in Action. They’re Back in Black. 6: Time to put on the last suit you’ll ever wear…again…
Plot Summary:
It has been four years since the alien-seeking agents averted an intergalactic disaster of epic proportions. Kay has since returned to the comforts of civilian life while Jay continues to work for the Men in Black, the highly funded yet unofficial government agency that regulates all things alien on earth. While investigating a seemingly routine crime, Jay uncovers a diabolical plot masterminded by Serleena, an evil Kylothian monster who disguises herself as a sexy lingerie model. It’s a race against the clock as Jay must convince Kay–who not only has no memory of his time spent with the agency, but is also the only person alive who has the expertise to save the galaxy–to reunite with the MIB before Earth is destroyed completely.
