1: 71% of the Earth’s surface is covered by water. That’s a lot of space to find one fish. 2: Come Fly With Me. 3: Fish are just like people, only flakier. 4: From the Creators of Monsters, Inc. 5: Grab shell dude! 6: Jaws Will Drop. 7: Sea it. 8: There are 3.7 trillion fish in the ocean*, they’re looking for one. 9: Wet Yourself! 10: You’ve never seen fish prepared like this.
Plot Summary:
Marlin (a clown fish) is a widower who only has his son Nemo left of his family after a predator attack. Years later, on Nemo’s first day of school, he’s captured by a scuba diver and taken to live in a dentist office’s fish tank. Marlin and his new absent-minded friend Dory set off across the ocean to find Nemo, while Nemo and his tankmates scheme on how to get out of the tank before he becomes the dentist’s niece’s new pet.
1: Get Naughty this Holiday Season. 2: He doesn’t care if you’re naughty or nice. 3: He’s very naughty . . . and not very nice. [DVD]
Plot Summary:
“Bad Santa” is the story of two conmen who go on a road trip to malls dressed as Santa and his elf. Rather than spreading good cheer, the duo’s motive is to rob each establishment, a strategy that becomes complicated when they encounter an 8-year-old who teaches them the true meaning of Christmas.
1: A Gift. A Curse. A Destiny. 2: Do you want to know who I am? I’m Spider-Man 3: Does whatever a spider can 4: Get Ready For The Ultimate Spin! 5: Go for the ultimate spin 6: If somebody told you I was just your average guy, not a care in the world… somebody lied. 7: Next Summer, One Hero will take you for the Ultimate Spin 8: On May Third, the Entire World Will Connect to the Web. 9: Spider, spider, spider, go squish! 10: There is a thin line between being an ordinary man and an extraordinary hero. In 2002, that line will be crossed. 11: This is my gift. It is my curse. 12: This spider gonna mess you up! 13: Turn your world upside dow 14: With great power comes great responsibility.
Plot Summary:
A rather odd thing has just occurred in the life of nerdy high school student Peter Parker: after being bitten by a genetically modified spider, his body chemistry is altered mutagenically. He can now scale walls and ceilings, he has superhuman strength and super-fast reflexes, and he develops a precognitive sense that warns him of approaching danger. Adopting the name Spider-Man, Peter first uses his newfound powers to make money, but after his uncle is murdered at the hands of a criminal Peter failed to stop, he swears to use his powers to fight the evil that killed his uncle. At the same time, scientist and businessman Norman Osborn, after exposure to an experimental nerve gas, develops an alternate personality himself: the super-strong, psychotic Green Goblin! Peter Parker must now juggle three things in his life: his new job at a local newspaper under a perpetually on-edge employer, his battle against the evil Green Goblin, and his fight to win the affections of beautiful classmate Mary Jane Watson, against none other than his best friend Harry Osborn, son of Norman Osborn! Is this challenge too much for even the Amazing Spider-Man to handle?
1: Abre los ojos… 2: Forget everything you know about life, and just open your eyes… 3: Forget everything you know, and open your eyes. 4: Looks Can Be Deceiving! 5: LoveHateDreamsLifeWorkPlayFriendshipSex 6: Open Your Eyes
Plot Summary:
David Aames, a tycoon’s son who, in the eyes of many, is a spoiled child who has no realization of his wealth or luck. Inhereting his fathers company after both parents were killed in a road accident some years prior, David meets a girl whom his friend brings to a lavish house party one night and instantly falls in love with her. Desperate to find out more about this mystery girl, he gets chatting to her, unfortunately a jilted lover is watching David at all times and plans her final plot. After surviving a car crash and having his face reconstructed courtesy of his ‘jilted lover’, David struggles to find out the truth when his dreams turn into reality, and what he thinks is reality, turns into nightmares. He knows he wants the Mystery girl he met at the party that night, but where is she? who is she? Everything seems muddled slightly, until a doctor manages to repair his face, and life is back to the way it should be, together with his mystery girl, or is it? Questions need to be answered, but who is to be asked and who has the answers.
1: 1… 2… 3… Are you ready to die? 2: A Valentine’s Day Like No Other 3: Be my Valentine… or else! 4: Don’t get mad. Get even. 5: Fall in love with terror this weekend. 6: Falling in love has never hurt so bad. 7: Love Hurts. 8: Meet the devil February 2. 9: Remember that kid everyone ignored on Valentine’s Day? - He remembers you. 10: Revenge is sweet. 11: Revenge is sweeter than candy. 12: Roses are red, and so is blood. Candy is sweet, and so is revenge. 13: Scared to be alone on Valentine’s Day? You should be. 14: Someone’s going to give them a Valentine’s Day to die for. 15: This February, Hearts Don’t Just Break. They Get Even. 16: This Valentine’s Day is gonna be killer!
Plot Summary:
Valentine’s Day 1988: At the school dance, geeky Jeremy Melton bravely faces one rejection after the other when asking four popular girls to dance with him. A fifth girl, plump and insecure, agrees, but they end up making out under the bleachers. When a group of school bullies catches them, the girl claims that Jeremy attacked her. This causes them to strip off his clothes and beat him up in front of the entire school. Flash forward to 2001. We meet the five girls who were in that school gym: Kate (Marley Shelton), Paige (Denise Richards), Shelly (Katherine Heigl), Lily (Jessica Cauffiel) and the formerly plump Dorothy (Jessica Capshaw). They are all in their 20’s now and trying to sort out their love lives, which is appropriate, since Valentine’s Day is coming up. After a disastrous date with a loser, one of the girls, a pre-med student, is murdered by a Cherub-mask wearing killer who sent her a death threat in the form of a Valentine card prior to the attack. After the four remaining girls are reunited at her funeral, they all start receiving threatening cards and messages. At first they don’t know who would want to hurt them, but eventually they figure that maybe Jeremy is responsible. Police records show that Jeremy has completely disappeared, so no one knows what he looks like. Could the formerly nerdish Jeremy have had plastic surgery and turned into one of the girls’ handsome boyfriends? Who ever it is, the lone survivor has to put a stop to this spurned individual’s murder spree before she, too, becomes a valentine to die for.
1: Lead Us Into Temptation 2: Loves a Killer. 3: Obsession. Lies. Desire. Lust… 4: Sono ai no poison. Jinsei wo kuruwase, kokoro made hadaka ni suru [Japan] 5: This is not a love story - it’s a story about love.
Plot Summary:
When a man (Antonio Banderas) selects a mail order bride, he is surprised to see the beauty (Angelina Jolie) who appears before him. She alleges that she sent false photos to him to assure that he would love her for what she is and not for her beauty. However, what she is is a con artist, whore, and actress, who teams with a fellow actor (Thomas Jane) to steal money from men. What she does not expect is that she falls in love with her new husband and ultimately must decide between him and her sadistic former lover. Contains explicit sex including sadistic acts as Thomas Jane cuts Jolie’s back with a knife as part of their lovemaking.
1: He’s Deep Undercover. 2: It ain’t over ’til the fat lady sings! 3: On June 2nd he’s deep undercover. 4: This FBI agent is going undercover… and he’s concealing more than a weapon.
Plot Summary:
FBI agent Malcolm Turner is known best for being a brilliant, master of disguise. Malcolm’s latest assignment sends him to small-town Georgia, where he’s assigned to trap a brutal bank robber (and a recent prison escapee) who they suspect will be coming down to visit his ex-girlfriend Sherry and her son. Malcolm sets up a stakeout across from the home of a larger-than-life southern matriarch known as Big Momma, who’s about to be visited by Sherry. It’s a simple plan, but there’s one big problem: Unbeknownst to Sherry, Big Momma has unexpectedly left town. So Malcolm, decides to impersonate the cantankerous Southern granny. Using a few tricks of disguise, he completely transforms himself into Big Momma, even taking on the corpulent septuagenarian’s everyday routine-from cooking soul food to delivering babies to “testifying” at the local church. In the mean time, Malcolm starts falling for Sherry, who may or may not be hiding some stolen cash. Now, Malcolm/Big Momma must somehow find a way to nab his criminal and the girl.
1: Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. Then again, practice makes perfect. 2: The trap is set.
Plot Summary:
Following the theft of a highly-secured piece of artwork, an agent convinces her insurance agency employers to allow her to wriggle into the company of an aging but active master thief. Connery’s burglar takes her on suspiciously and demands rigorous training before their first job together–stealing a highly-valued mask from a chichi party. Their deepening attraction and distrust could tear apart their partnership but the promise of a bigger prize (some eight billion odd dollars) by Zeta-Jones keeps the game interesting. Only, who’s playing with whom?
