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Spider-Man

Spider-Man

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Actors:
Maguire Tobey Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Dafoe Willem Green Goblin/Norman Osborn
Dunst Kirsten Mary Jane Watson
Franco James Harry Osborn
Robertson Cliff Ben Parker
Harris Rosemary May Parker
J.K. Simmons J. Jonah Jameson
Manganiello Joe Flash Thompson
Becker Gerry Maximilian Fargas
Nunn Bill Joseph ‘Robbie’ Robertson
Betts Jack Henry Balkan
Anderson Stanley General Slocum
Perkins Ron Dr. Mendell Stromm
Papajohn Michael Carjacker
Dodds K.K. Simkins
Directors: Sam Raimi
IMDB Rating: 7.40 out of 10 (74008 votes)
Taglines: 1: A Gift. A Curse. A Destiny.
2: Do you want to know who I am? I’m Spider-Man
3: Does whatever a spider can
4: Get Ready For The Ultimate Spin!
5: Go for the ultimate spin
6: If somebody told you I was just your average guy, not a care in the world… somebody lied.
7: Next Summer, One Hero will take you for the Ultimate Spin
8: On May Third, the Entire World Will Connect to the Web.
9: Spider, spider, spider, go squish!
10: There is a thin line between being an ordinary man and an extraordinary hero. In 2002, that line will be crossed.
11: This is my gift. It is my curse.
12: This spider gonna mess you up!
13: Turn your world upside dow
14: With great power comes great responsibility.
Plot Summary: A rather odd thing has just occurred in the life of nerdy high school student Peter Parker: after being bitten by a genetically modified spider, his body chemistry is altered mutagenically. He can now scale walls and ceilings, he has superhuman strength and super-fast reflexes, and he develops a precognitive sense that warns him of approaching danger. Adopting the name Spider-Man, Peter first uses his newfound powers to make money, but after his uncle is murdered at the hands of a criminal Peter failed to stop, he swears to use his powers to fight the evil that killed his uncle. At the same time, scientist and businessman Norman Osborn, after exposure to an experimental nerve gas, develops an alternate personality himself: the super-strong, psychotic Green Goblin! Peter Parker must now juggle three things in his life: his new job at a local newspaper under a perpetually on-edge employer, his battle against the evil Green Goblin, and his fight to win the affections of beautiful classmate Mary Jane Watson, against none other than his best friend Harry Osborn, son of Norman Osborn! Is this challenge too much for even the Amazing Spider-Man to handle?


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Training Day

Training Day

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Actors:
Washington Denzel Detective Alonzo Harris
Hawke Ethan Jake Hoyt
Glenn Scott Roger
Berenger Tom Stan Gursky
Yulin Harris Doug Rosselli
Barry Raymond J. Lou Jacobs
Curtis Cliff Smiley
Dr. Dre Paul
Dogg Snoop Blue
Gray Macy Sandman’s Wife
Ayanna Charlotte Lisa
Mendes Eva Sara
Chinlund Nick Tim
Gomez Jaime Mark
Cruz Raymond Sniper
Directors: Antoine Fuqua
IMDB Rating: 7.30 out of 10 (27290 votes)
Taglines: 1: In the next 24 hours, you will learn about the streets.
2: The only thing more dangerous than the line being crossed, is the cop who will cross it.
Plot Summary: Jake Hoyt wants to become a LAPD narc agent, stop narcs from selling drugs on the streets. But that might be hard as he works with LAPD narc agent Alonzo Harris for the next 24 hours. Alonzo is an LAPD veteran who has been working the narcs for over a decade, but his ways and techniques of becoming a narc agent are questionable, if not corrupt. As the 24 hours go by, Jake observes Alonzo’s methods, and in the madness, Jake tries to solve all the twists and turns, trying to figure out who really is the enemy here. Training Day. Its a day of reckoning.


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Evolution

Evolution

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Actors:
Duchovny David Dr. Ira Kane
Moore Julianne Dr. Allison Reed, CDC
Jones Orlando Prof. Harry Phineas Block
Scott Seann William Wayne Grey
Levine Ted General Russell Woodman
Suplee Ethan Deke
Bower Michael Danny
Kilbane Pat Officer Sam Johnson
Burrell Ty Colonel Flemming
Aykroyd Dan Governor Lewis
Towne Katharine Nadine
Itzin Gregory Barry Cartwright
Clark Ashley Lieutenant Cryer
Wolff Michelle Carla
Silverman Sarah Denise
Directors: Ivan Reitman
IMDB Rating: 5.70 out of 10 (16546 votes)
Taglines: 1: Coming to wipe that silly smile off your planet.
2: Have a nice end of the world.
Plot Summary: Glen Canyon, Arizona, the present day. Wayne, practising at night in the desert for his upcoming fireman’s exam, witnesses the impact of a meteorite. The next day, biology teacher Dr. Ira Kane and geology teacher Harry Block from Glen Canyon Community College manage to get to the meteorite, which is stuck in the ground at the bottom of a cave. By taking a sample, they discover a slimy blue fluid coming out of the meteorite. A little later, Ira Kane finds out that myriads of single-celled life-forms dwell in the fluid, evolve at an incredible rate, even while he’s watching. What first seems like a sure ticket to Sweden for the Nobel Prize soon develops into a nightmare: By evolving and adapting at that unbelievably fast rate, the Aliens start spreading out, and the Military comes in. Now it all comes down to what Darwin so rightfully stated: Survival of the fittest. And no good idea in sight…


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Exit Wounds

Exit Wounds

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Actors:
DMX Latrell Walker
Seagal Steven Orin Boyd
Washington Isaiah George Clark
Anderson Anthony T.K. Johnson
White Michael Jai Lewis Strutt
Duke Bill Chief Hinges
Hennessy Jill Annette Mulcahy
Arnold Tom Henry Wayne
McGill Bruce Frank Daniels
Vadim David Matt Montini
Mendes Eva Trish
Taylor Matthew G. Useldinger
Mastropietro Paolo Parker
Daly Shane Fitz
Drag-On Shaun Rollins
Directors: Andrzej Bartkowiak
IMDB Rating: 5.20 out of 10 (6322 votes)
Taglines: 1: This Is Gonna Hurt
2: What Can Two Men Do Against A Gang Of Crooked Cops? Whatever It Takes.
Plot Summary: Orin Boyd is a cop who works in Detroit’s 21st precinct, and his attitude and rough means of enforcing the law always end up annoying the precinct captain, Frank Daniels. When terrorists try to kill the Vice President of the United States, Orin kills the terrorists. Even though Orin saved the Vice President’s life, Frank doesn’t like the way Orin did it, so Frank transfers Orin to the 15th precinct — Detroit’s worst precinct. Orin’s new captain, former internal affairs officer Annette Mulcahy, knows of his reputation and tells him that she won’t tolerate it, and she sends Orin to an anger management class where he meets Henry Wayne, the high-strung host of a local talk show called “Detroit AM.” Despite this measure, Orin doesn’t change his ways of doing his job, and it’s not long before he comes across local drug dealer Latrell Walker and his fast-talking sidekick T. K. Johnson doing a shady deal with a man named Matt Montini. After a brief fight, Orin discovers that Montini has been working undercover trying to nail Walker, and Orin messed it up, a point that doesn’t sit well with Montini’s musclebound partner Useldinger. Not all of the cops of the 15th precinct give Orin a hard time. Sergeant Lewis Strutt steps in to cool things down when Orin gets in a fight with Useldinger, and George Clark is assigned to be Orin’s partner. After Orin stumbles upon the theft of $5,000,000 worth of heroin from Piper Tech, a place where evidence is stored, Orin and George begin focusing their efforts on Latrell and T.K., and also Shaun Rollins, a man that Latrell has been visiting at the local jail. Orin asks Henry to do some digging on Latrell’s background. What Henry discovers is that Latrell is not a drug dealer. Latrell is a computer expert and billionaire whose real name is Leon Rollins — he’s the brother of Shaun Rollins. Orin confronts Leon, who explains that a group of corrupt cops were in danger of losing one of their drug dealers, so the corrupt cops planted heroin on Shaun, setting Shaun up to take the rap so they wouldn’t lose their dealer. Sergeant Lewis Strutt is the leader of the group of corrupt cops, who also include Montini and Useldinger, and Strutt and his gang are the ones who stole the heroin from Piper Tech. Leon and his friend Trish have been videotaping the corruption, hoping that it might help prove Shaun’s innocence and get him out of jail. Orin meets with Annette at a parking lot and he gets in Annette’s truck and tells Annette what’s going on. When Montini and Useldinger and a bunch of their men show up and try to kill Orin and Annette, Annette screeches out of the parking lot with Orin still in her truck. Orin and Annette are chased, and Annette is killed in the chase when her truck slams into the back of a bigger truck, sending her into her windshield. Orin tells Frank that Strutt will be having a meeting at a warehouse in about an hour, to sell the heroin that was stolen from Piper Tech. Strutt plans to try to sell it to Leon and T. K., not knowing that Leon is working against him. Frank promises that he’ll be there with some backup. Orin then goes to George’s house and tells George what’s going on. George agrees to help Orin bring Strutt and his gang down. But it may be someone higher up who is behind the whole thing.


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Gone in Sixty Seconds

Gone in Sixty Seconds

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Actors:
Fisher Frances
Cage Nicolas Randall ‘Memphis’ Raines
Ribisi Giovanni Kip Raines
Jolie Angelina Sara ‘Sway’ Wayland
Cross T.J. Mirror Man
Scott William Lee Toby
Caan Scott Tumbler
Duval James Freb
Patton Will Atley Jackson
Lindo Delroy Det. Roland Castlebeck
Olyphant Timothy Det. Drycoff
McBride Chi Donny Astricky
Duvall Robert Otto Halliwell
Eccleston Christopher Raymond Vincent Calitri
Jones Vinnie The Sphinx
Zabriskie Grace Helen Raines
Directors: Dominic Sena
IMDB Rating: 5.70 out of 10 (29554 votes)
Taglines: 1: Cut to the Chase
2: Ice Cold, Hot Wired.
3: Lock your car or it may be… GONE IN 60 SECONDS
Plot Summary: Legendary car thief/booster Randall “Memphis” Raines (Nicolas Cage) retired from the criminal life in 1995. Now five years later after Auto Thieft in the greater Los Angeles/Long Beach district went down by 47%, his brother, Kip Raines (Giovanni Ribisi) takes over “the job”, employed by British car broker Raymond Calitri. When one night Kip messes up stealing some cars, Memphis gets called back to the life he got out of. His most impossible mission: Steal 50 exotic cars all over Los Angeles and Long Beach and deliver them to Long Beach Harbor, Pier 14 by 8:00am, Friday morning, on the button, or watch Calitri kill Kip. And so Memphis, with the help of longtime friend Otto Halliwell (Robert Duvall) reassembles his old crew which includes sexy Sara “Sway” Wayland” (Academy award-winner Angelina Jolie), a renegade white-haired mechanic by day, bartender by night, to pull off the biggest mission ever. The only problem is the LAPD G.R.A.B. (Governor’s Regional Auto Bureau) is on the lookout and Dt. Roland Castlebeck (Delroy Lindo) and his partner are keeping close eyes on Memphis and his team. Can the team pull this assignment off and collect $200,000 in cash? Will Kip finally realize that car boosting is dangerous? And can Memphis escape Castlebeck and the cops? It’s a long shot, but they may have a chance. Cut to the chase.


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Romeo Must Die

Romeo Must Die

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Actors:
Li Jet Han Sing
Aaliyah Trish O’Day
Washington Isaiah Mac
Wong Russell Kai
DMX Silk
Lindo Delroy Isaak O’Day
Woodside D.B. Colin O’Day
O Henry Ch’u Sing
Lee Jonkit Po Sing
Ballerini Edoardo Vincent Roth
Anderson Anthony Maurice
Harrison Matthew Dave, Roth’s Assistant
Chen Terry Kung
Lowe Derek Chinese Messenger
Wong Ronin New Prisoner
Directors: Andrzej Bartkowiak
IMDB Rating: 5.80 out of 10 (11717 votes)
Taglines: 1: In A World Of Vicious Rivalries And Violent Betrayals Only One Thing Is Sure.
2: In the city ruled by criminals, two families have forgotten their fear. He will make them remember.
3: The Word On The Street Is…[Romeo Must Die]
Plot Summary: The death of Han Sing’s (Jet Li) little brother catapults him out of a Hong Kong jail to the Oakland-San Francisco waterfront, where he vows to find his brother’s killers. His quest lands him in the middle of a three-way deal between Chinese, Black and White “businessmen” who will stop at nothing to create a new money-making stadium. Han finds help from Trish, a woman with close connections to the Black mob, and together they work to find their brothers’ killers.


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Three Kings

Three Kings

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Actors:
Taghmaoui Saïd Capt. Said
Clooney George Maj. Archie Gates
Wahlberg Mark Sfc. Troy Barlow
Cube Ice SSgt. Chief Elgin
Jonze Spike Pfc. Conrad Vig
Curtis Cliff Amir Abdullah
Dunn Nora Adriana Cruz
Kennedy Jamie PV2 Walter Wogaman
Williamson Mykelti Col. Horn
McCallany Holt Capt. Doug Van Meter
Greer Judy Cathy Daitch
Lohr Christopher Teebaux
Sklaroff Jon Paco
Stauber Liz Debbie Barlow, Troy’s Wife
Horan Marsha Amir’s Wife
Directors: David O. Russell
IMDB Rating: 7.30 out of 10 (35539 votes)
Taglines: 1: In a war without heroes they are kings
2: It’s good to be kings
3: They’re deserters, rebels and thieves but in the nicest way
Plot Summary: In the days immediately after the Gulf War, a group of American soldiers come across a secret Iraqi map, which discloses the whereabouts of a bunker where Iraq is storing stolen gold and treasure from Kuwait. The soldiers hope to take the gold and keep it for themselves. However, when they arrive at the site, they discover that the Iraqi army is more concerned about persecuting its civilians than stopping them from stealing the gold. They learn that the civilians have been encouraged by the U.S. government to rise up and fight Sadaam Hussein, but are facing certain execution because the U.S. military refuses to help them. This incident creates a crisis of conscience for the American soldiers. Do they take the money and run, leaving the civilians to face certain death at the hands of the Iraqi army? Or do they risk losing the gold in order to escort them to safety across the border into Iran?


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Armageddon

Armageddon

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Actors:
Willis Bruce Harry S. Stamper
Thornton Billy Bob Dan Truman, NASA Administrator
Affleck Ben A.J. Frost
Tyler Liv Grace Stamper
Patton Will Charles ‘Chick’ Chapple
Buscemi Steve Rockhound
Fichtner William Colonel William Sharp, Shuttle Freedom Pilot
Wilson Owen Oscar Choi, Geologist
Duncan Michael Clarke Jayotis ‘Bear’ Kurleenbear
Stormare Peter Lev Andropov, Russian Cosmonaut
Campbell Ken Hudson Max Lennert
Steen Jessica Jennifer Watts, Shuttle Freedom Co-Pilot
David Keith Lt. General Kimsey
Ellis Chris Walter Clark
Isaacs Jason Dr. Ronald Quincy, Research
Directors: Michael Bay
IMDB Rating: 5.70 out of 10 (51866 votes)
Taglines: 1: All the time in the world is all they’ve got.
2: Earth. It Was Fun While It Lasted.
3: For Love. For Honor. For Mankind.
4: Heads Up!
5: It’s Closer Than You Think.
6: No more taxes…ever.
7: Nothing on Earth can prepare you
8: Prepare to Fight Like There’s No Tomorrow.
9: School’s out….. forever.
10: Take the Ride of Your Life!
11: The Earth’s Darkest Day Will Be Man’s Finest Hour
12: Time To Kick Some Asteroid
Plot Summary: A giant, global-killing asteriod, like the one that killed off the dinosaurs 65 million years ago is 18 days away from hitting the Earth. NASA’s been caught with their pants down and needs a new plan to stop the rock. They enlist the help of Harry Stamper, an expert deep core driller, to train their astronauts and help them drill into the asteroid and plant a nuclear bomb. But Harry figures the astronauts can’t be trained in time and opts to go with his own oil drilling crew.


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