1: They couldn’t rent it, so they made it themselves.
Plot Summary:
Deacon, Matt and Fred will do anything for even a glimpse of sex and spend their mornings pirating porno movies from Fred’s after school job at the video store. But when Fred is fired, the well runs dry, and our heroes come up with a new plan: make their own “adult” film.
DJ Drake/Himself/Voice of Tasmanian Devil and She-Devil
Elfman Jenna
Kate
Martin Steve
Mr. Chairman
Dalton Timothy
Damien Drake
Locklear Heather
Dusty Tails
Cusack Joan
Mother
Goldberg Bill
Mr. Smith
Stanton Don
Mr. Warner
Stanton Dan
Mr. Warner’s Brother
Miller Dick
Security Guard
Corman Roger
Hollywood Director
McCarthy Kevin
Dr. Bennell
Gordon Jeff
Himself
Lillard Matthew
Himself
Woronov Mary
Acme VP, Bad Ideas
Directors:
Joe Dante
IMDB Rating:
6.00 out of 10 (4317 votes)
Taglines:
1: How do they solve a mystery when they don’t have a clue? 2: Real life has never been so animated 3: The biggest animated adventure ever to hit real life
Plot Summary:
Fed up with all the attention going to Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck quits Hollywood, teams up with recently-fired stuntman Damien Drake Jr.(Fraser) and embarks on a round-the-world adventure, along with Bugs and The VP of Warner Bros (Elfman). Their mission? Find Damien’s father, and the missing blue diamond… and stay one step ahead of The Acme Corp., who wants the diamond for thier own purposes.
1: Don’t mess with the hat. 2: The Cat is Back! 3: The ultimate game of cat and house
Plot Summary:
Conrad and Sally Walden (’Spencer Breslin’ (qv) and ‘Dakota Fanning’ (qv)) are home alone with their pet fish. It is raining outside, and there is nothing to do. Until The Cat in the Hat (’Mike Myers’ (qv)) walks in the front door. He introduces them to their imagination, and at first it’s all fun and games, until things get out of hand, and The Cat must go, go, go, before their parents get back.
1: In the ways of the Ancients, she found a hope for the future 2: One young girl dared to confront the past, change the present and determine the future
Plot Summary:
On the east coast of New Zealand, the Whangara people believe their presence there dates back a thousand years or more to a single ancestor, Paikea, who escaped death when his canoe capsized by riding to shore on the back of a whale. From then on, Whangara chiefs, always the first-born, always male, have been considered Paikea’s direct descendants. Pai, an 11-year-old girl in a patriarchal New Zealand tribe, believes she is destined to be the new chief. But her grandfather Koro is bound by tradition to pick a male leader. Pai loves Koro more than anyone in the world, but she must fight him and a thousand years of tradition to fulfill her destiny.
Sir Thomas Colville/Edward, the Black Prince of Wales
Conwell Leagh
Young William Thacher
Cazenove Christopher
John Thatcher
O’Donnell Steve
Simon, the Summoner of Rouen
Slinger Jonathan
Peter, the Pardoner of Rouen
Brimble Nick
Sir Ector
Directors:
Brian Helgeland
IMDB Rating:
6.50 out of 10 (17631 votes)
Taglines:
1: He didn’t make the rules. He was born to break them. 2: He Will Rock You
Plot Summary:
Inspired by “The Canterbury Tales,” this is the story of William, a young squire with a gift for jousting. After his master dies suddenly, the squire hits the road with his cohorts Roland and Wat. On the journey, they stumble across an unknown writer, Chaucer. William, lacking a proper pedigree, convinces Chaucer to forge genealogy documents that will pass him off as a knight. With his newly-minted history in hand, the young man sets out to prove himself a worthy knight at the country’s jousting competition, and finds romance along the way.
1: Every Body Needs A Hero. 2: He’s one cell of a guy, and his partner’s a real pill 3: He’s one cell of a guy. 4: She’s got a jones for Osmosis. Leah. One hot hormone.
Plot Summary:
When Zoo worker Frank, single father to the young and bright girl Shane, swallows a germ-ridden egg, he gives billions of lifeforms inside his body much work to do. In the “City of Frank”, which has its good and its bad neighbourhoods, its own TV station, donut shops and traffic jams, the white blood cell Osmosis Jones is one of the many cops who try to keep up peace and order. Unfortunately, Jones seems to be the only cop in town who does not act by the book, but by his instincts. Even more unfortunately, his instincts don’t work out that often, and so he causes more trouble than he does good. But with that germ-ridden egg comes a mortal danger: The evil and deadly virus Thrax arrives in order to kill Frank within 48 hours, just to get his own chapter in the medical books. Starting out with flu symptoms in order to deceive the authorities and the public, Thrax makes his way through Franks body. Accompanied only by “temporary relief of symptoms commonly associated with flu” cold tablet Drix, Osmosis Jones suspects that there is more going on than just a simple flu. Meanwhile, Mayor Phlegmming is much more interested in his re-election than in real problems and tries to keep trouble down. So, it is up only to Drix and Os to stop the “red death” from making Shane an orphan.
1: It’s COOL 2: Its Big! 3: The greatest fairy tale never told. 4: The Prince isn’t charming. The Princess isn’t sleeping. The sidekick isn’t helping. The ogre is the hero. Fairy tales will never be the same again.
Plot Summary:
Shrek is a big ogre who lives alone in the woods, feared from all the people in the land of Duloc. When Lord Farquaad, the ruler of Duloc, exiles all the fairy-tale beings in the woods, Shrek looses his peaceful life and his home becomes a refugees camp. So, he sets to find Lord Farquaad and convince him to take the fairy-tale beings back where they belong, and leave him alone. Lord Farquaad accepts, under one condition. Shrek must first go and find the beautiful young princess Fiona, who will become Farquaad’s bride. So, the big Ogre begins his quest, along with his newfound donkey friend…
1: Hollywood had it coming 2: Scooping the Money! 3: Scooping the Monkey 4: Someone is making their life story into a movie, and they haven’t been paid. So they’re on their way to Hollywood to get even. 5: Strike Back… August 24th 2001
Plot Summary:
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a tale of adventure on the open road. When Dante and Randal (of Clerks fame) get a restraining order to keep the punchy Jay and his hetero life-mate, Silent Bob, from selling drugs in front of the Quick Stop convenience store, their lives are suddenly empty. They find new purpose when their friend, Brodie, informs them a movie is being made featuring two infamous characters based on their likenesses. After visiting one of the creators of the Bluntman and Chronic, Holden McNeil, they set out to get what fat movie cash they deserve and hopefully put an end to people slandering them on the Internet. Along the way, they learn the rules of the road from a hitchhiking George Carlin, ride with a group of gorgeous jewel thieves, and incur the wrath of a hapless wildlife marshal for liberating an orangutan named Suzanne. The quest takes them from New Jersey to Hollywood where a showdown involving the police, the jewel thieves, and the Bluntman and Chronic filmmakers will decide the fate of Suzanne, Jay, Silent Bob, and their good names.
