1: Everything He loves Is About To Be Used Against Him. 2: Nothing Is More Dangerous Than A Man With Everything To Lose. 3: They will make him steal, but he will make them pay 4: They’re Already Inside
Plot Summary:
With his family held for ransom, the head security executive for a global bank is commanded to loot his own business for millions in order to ensure his wife and children’s safety. He then faces the demanding task of thwarting the kidnapper’s grand scheme, which makes him look guilty of embezzlement.
Martin Lawrence returns as FBI agent Malcolm Turner, a master of disguise who again goes deep undercover as the sassy septuagenarian “Big Momma.” The FBI has learned that a computer software developer named Tom Fuller has created a computer virus that allows access to classified US government files, Fuller is planning to sell the virus to terrorist organizations all over the world. Upon hearing this, the FBI’s best lead is Fuller’s wife. So Malcolm goes undercover again as Big Momma in order to pose as Mrs. Fuller’s nanny. and as always, Big Momma once again turns the house upside down.
1: At last a holiday movie without all that pesky hope and joy. 2: Darkening theaters December 17. 3: Don’t say we didn’t warn you. 4: Mishaps. Mayhem. Misadventures. Oh joy. 5: On December 17, Christmas cheer takes a holiday. 6: Ruinning Christmas December 17. 7: This Holiday, Christmas Cheer takes a break. 8: We’re very concerned
Plot Summary:
Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are three intelligent young children who receive terrible news that their parents have died in a fire and have left them an enormous fortune not to be used until the eldest child is of age. When they are sent to live with Count Olaf, a greedy distant relative, they soon learn he is trying to steal their fortune for himself.
1: Er hat keine Furcht. Er hat keine Angst. Er hat keine Ahnung. (He Has No Fear. He Has No Anxiety. He Has No Inkling.) 2: He Knows No Fear. He Knows No Danger. He Knows Nothing. 3: He’s the kind of secret agent the Secret Service keeps secret. 4: NevÃ, co je strach. NevÃ, co je nebezpecÃ. Nevà vlastne vubec nic. 5: Prepare for British Intelligence. 6: Stor biograf-success! (Huge cinema-success!) 7: The star of Bean is now Her Majesty’s most trusted secret agent 8: The star of Bean is now Her Majesty’s most trusted secret agent. 9: When it comes to secret agents, there’s smooth, there’s sophisticated, and then…there’s English.
Plot Summary:
Rowan plays the eponymous lead character in a spoof spy thriller. During the course of the story we follow our hero as he attempts to single-handedly save the country from falling into the hands of a despot.
1: Bring it. March 7. 2: Everything he needed to know about life, she learned in prison.
Plot Summary:
Peter Sanderson is a divorced, straight-laced, uptight attorney who still loves his ex-wife and can’t figure out what he did wrong to make her leave him. However, Peter’s trying to move on, and he’s smitten with a brainy, bombshell barrister he’s been chatting with online. However, when she comes to his house for their first face-to-face, she isn’t refined, isn’t Ivy League, and isn’t even a lawyer. Instead, it’s Charlene, a prison escapee who’s proclaiming her innocence and wants Peter to help her clear her name. But Peter wants nothing to do with her, prompting the loud and shocking Charlene to turn Peter’s perfectly ordered life upside down, jeopardizing his effort to get back with his wife and woo a billion dollar client.
1: Hang Up And You Die 2: Its now or never 3: Just Keep Talking! 4: New York City…12 million people…22 million phones…one billion connections a day 5: No options. No lies. No fear. No deals. Just keep talking. 6: Today someone has his number 7: Your life is on the line.
Plot Summary:
A fiendish publicist finds himself being held hostage in a phone booth by an extreme moralist who watches his victim’s every move through the scope of his high-power sniper rifle, while speaking to the publicist via the phone booth. The caller prides himself on using force to punish corrupt people by forcing them to admit all of their lies and sins through mental games, or killing them. At the same time, he eliminates other people as well; everyday people who are guilty of brutal dishonesty and/or corruption, such as a murderous street pimp and a pushy pizza man (all of which, if you look hard enough in the film, have a guilt link). The caller himself is corrupt, and uses it defeat other corruption. It is evil fighting evil in the phone booth.
Barry Egan runs his own company, is continually hounded by his seven sisters, and every now and then gets a tiny bit violent. One odd morning a harmonium first appears in the street then a striking young lady asks for his help with her car. She re-appears a few days later and there seems to be a spark between them, but can they possibly cut through his seemingly over-complicated life and his somewhat unusual interpersonal skills?
1: (Israel, translated from Hebrew): Lebowski: Not a man, a way of life 2: Her life was in their hands. Now her toe is in the mail. 3: It takes guys as simple as the Dude and Walter to make a story this complicated… and they’d really rather be bowling. 4: They figured he was a lazy time wasting slacker. They were right. 5: Times like these call for a Big Lebowski.
Plot Summary:
Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski is the ultimate LA slacker, until one day his house is broken into and his rug is peed on by two angry gangsters who have mistaken him for Jeffrey Lebowski, the LA millionaire, whose wife owes some bad people some big money. The Dude becomes entangled in the plot when he goes to visit the real Lebowski in order to get some retribution for his soiled rug, and is recruited to be the liason between Lebowski and the captors of his now “kidnapped” wife.
