1: It looked like the perfect bank robbery. But you can’t judge a crime by its cover.
Plot Summary:
“Inside Man” is the story of a tough cop, Detective Frazier (Denzel Washington), who matches wits with a clever bank robber, Dalton (Clive Owen). As the dangerous cat-and-mouse game unfolds, a wild card emerges: Madaline (Jodie Foster), a power broker with a hidden agenda, who injects even more instability into an already volatile situation.
1: Live every show like it’s your last. 2: Radio like you’ve never seen it before.
Plot Summary:
The movie is a celebrity version of Garrison Keillor’s radio show of the same name. The movie takes place during the last live performance of the show as the new radio network owners have sent an axeman (Tommy Lee Jones)to close the show. Another fantasy element is thrown in as an angel (Virginia Madsen) stalks the theater to take one of the performers. Keillor essentially plays himself, even using his own name for the character. Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep play the singing Johnson Sisters, with Lindsay Lohan as a suicide-obsessed daughter of Streep. Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly are hilarious as the slightly off-color singing cowboy duo, Dusty & Lefty. Kevin Kline is a security guard who act as the narrator. Maya Rudolph also appears as a pregnant stage coordinator. Contains some mild sexually-oriented jokes.
1: Deadly little Miho 2: Do I take this cop down and risk it all? 3: Hell of a way to end a partnership. 4: She smells like angels ought to smell. 5: Skinny little Nancy Callahan. She grew up. She filled out. 6: There is no justice without sin. 7: Walk down the right back alley in Sin City and you can find anything. 8: You’re gonna love this, baby.
Plot Summary:
“Sin City” is Four stories inter-weaved telling tales of corruption in Basin City. The First Story (The Customer is always right)is short, and is based on the depression of women that they need to pay a man to feel loved when they commit suicide. The Next Story is Part 1 of “That Yellow Bastard” starring Bruce Willis as a cop who needs to save a young girl from being raped. The Third Story (The Hard Goodbye) features Mickey Rourke and his revenge on a heartless killer who murdered his one-night stand. The fourth story (The Big, Fat Kill) stars Clive Owen as a man who must dispatch of a cop’s body, but it will be a tough ride to do it. Following that are two conclusions to Sin City, the ending of “That Yellow Bastard” which is set 8 years later, and a short story that ends Sin City.
1: New game. Different pieces. 2: Oh, yes. There will be blood. 3: We Dare You Again…
Plot Summary:
When detective Eric Matthews (Donnie Wahlberg) is called to a crime scene of a victim of Jigsaw (Tobin Bell), he finds a lead to the place where he is hidden. Once there, he realizes that Jigsaw trapped his son Daniel Matthews (Erik Knudsen) with three women and four men in a shelter, and they are inhaling a lethal nerve gas. If they do not use an antidote within two hours, they will die. Eric follows with increasing desperation the death of each member of the group in monitors, while trying to convince Jigsaw to release his son.
1: A new comedy from the director of “Old School” and “Road Trip” 2: Always on the lookout for a big bust. 3: Crimebustin’s a joint effort. 4: Good Cops. Bad Hair. 5: Hitting the streets March 12th 6: The original partners in crime. 7: They’re the man. 8: Tough on crime. easy on the eye.
Plot Summary:
Set in the 1970s in a metropolis called “Bay City,” this is the tale of two police detective partners, Ken “Hutch” Hutchinson (Wilson), and Dave Starsky (Stiller), who always seem to get the toughest cases from their boss, Captain Dobey, rely on omniscient street informer Huggy Bear (Dogg) and race to the scene of the crimes in their souped-up 1974 Ford Torino hot rod, telling the story of their first big case (as a prequel to the TV show), which involved a former college campus drug dealer (Vaughn) who went on to become a white collar criminal (Electra plays Hutch’s girlfriend).
1: Life doesn’t play by the rules. 2: Murder. Blackmail. Temptation. Redemption. It’s been a busy week. 3: The movie everyone is talking about. The couple everyone wants to be (Australian DVD cover)
Plot Summary:
Gigli, a lowly and inept hitman, is assigned a job by the mob to kidnap a mentally retarded brother of a California district attorney. Gigli abducts the brother from his mental hospital and holds him hostage in his apartment. Ricki, a “lesbian assassin”, is sent to oversee Gigli’s job and make sure he doesn’t screw it up. Comedic high jinks ensue as the two go on the lam and start to fall in love.
1: “In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.” - Andy Warhol, 1967 2: America likes to watch 3: America’s had enough 4: Some people will kill for their…15 MINUTES. Now, two of New York’s finest must stop the madness. 5: The killings won’t stop until you stop watching. 6: Why are you still watching?
Plot Summary:
When Eastern European criminals Oleg and Emil come to New York City to pick up their share of a heist score, Oleg steals a video camera and starts filming their activities, both legal and illegal. When they learn how the American media circus can make a remorseless killer look like the victim and make them rich, they target media-savvy NYPD Homicide Detective Eddie Flemming and media-naive FDNY Fire Marshal Jordy Warsaw, the cops investigating their murder and torching of their former criminal partner, filming everything to sell to the local tabloid TV show “Top Story.”
1: 1… 2… 3… Are you ready to die? 2: A Valentine’s Day Like No Other 3: Be my Valentine… or else! 4: Don’t get mad. Get even. 5: Fall in love with terror this weekend. 6: Falling in love has never hurt so bad. 7: Love Hurts. 8: Meet the devil February 2. 9: Remember that kid everyone ignored on Valentine’s Day? - He remembers you. 10: Revenge is sweet. 11: Revenge is sweeter than candy. 12: Roses are red, and so is blood. Candy is sweet, and so is revenge. 13: Scared to be alone on Valentine’s Day? You should be. 14: Someone’s going to give them a Valentine’s Day to die for. 15: This February, Hearts Don’t Just Break. They Get Even. 16: This Valentine’s Day is gonna be killer!
Plot Summary:
Valentine’s Day 1988: At the school dance, geeky Jeremy Melton bravely faces one rejection after the other when asking four popular girls to dance with him. A fifth girl, plump and insecure, agrees, but they end up making out under the bleachers. When a group of school bullies catches them, the girl claims that Jeremy attacked her. This causes them to strip off his clothes and beat him up in front of the entire school. Flash forward to 2001. We meet the five girls who were in that school gym: Kate (Marley Shelton), Paige (Denise Richards), Shelly (Katherine Heigl), Lily (Jessica Cauffiel) and the formerly plump Dorothy (Jessica Capshaw). They are all in their 20’s now and trying to sort out their love lives, which is appropriate, since Valentine’s Day is coming up. After a disastrous date with a loser, one of the girls, a pre-med student, is murdered by a Cherub-mask wearing killer who sent her a death threat in the form of a Valentine card prior to the attack. After the four remaining girls are reunited at her funeral, they all start receiving threatening cards and messages. At first they don’t know who would want to hurt them, but eventually they figure that maybe Jeremy is responsible. Police records show that Jeremy has completely disappeared, so no one knows what he looks like. Could the formerly nerdish Jeremy have had plastic surgery and turned into one of the girls’ handsome boyfriends? Who ever it is, the lone survivor has to put a stop to this spurned individual’s murder spree before she, too, becomes a valentine to die for.
